Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Billy Crystal

   Lionel Carpenter

2. 

   Joan Prather

   Segoynia Savaka

3. 

   Alex Rocco

   Sergeant Danny Bonhoff

4. 

   Doris Roberts

   Mrs. Carpenter

5. 

   Margaret Adachi

   Interviewer

6. 

   Adam Anderson

   Sobbing Sailor

7. 

   John Andersonjo

   African Chief

8. 

   Edward Ansara

   Second Newscaster

9. 

   Gino Ardito

   Wino Brother

10. 

    Lawrence Bame

    Second Secret Serivce Man

11. 

    Sarverio Barbiere

    Gypsy Cousin

12. 

    Marlene Barr

    Cashier

13. 

    Billy Barty

    Lester

14. 

    Tanii Bauer

    Mrs. Reinheimer

15. 

    Peggy Blow

    Bunny

16. 

    Steve Bluestein

    Berkowitz

17. 

    Suzanne Buhrer

    Bust Developing Lady

18. 

    May Boss

    Frail Old Lady

19. 

    R.G. Brown

    Amazing Frank

20. 

    Warren Burton

    First Secret Service Man

21. 

    H.R. Calhoun

    Native Drummer

22. 

    William Callaway

    Intern

23. 

    Hamilton Camp

    Misha

24. 

    Allan Chinn

    Chinese Soldier

25. 

    Patience Cleveland

    First Dancing Lady

26. 

    Imogene Coca

    Madam Marie

27. 

    Jane Connell

    Anthropologist

28. 

    Charles Cooper

    Second Presidential Aide

29. 

    Edwin Craig

    Man in Crowd

30. 

    Valerie Curtin

    Pashima

31. 

    Keene Curtis

    Dr. Julius Lasse-Braun

32. 

    Francis De Sales

    Cardinal

33. 

    Fay DeWitt

    Mrs. Stockard

34. 

    Richard Deacon

    First Newscaster

35. 

    Barry Dennen

    Mad Bomber

36. 

    Peter Elbling

    Monya

37. 

    Norman Fell

    Segoynia's Father

38. 

    Fannie Flagg

    The President's Wife

39. 

    Jack Fletcher

    The Pope

40. 

    Ben Freedman

    Gypsy Grandfather

41. 

    Ben Frommer

    Mr. Sanchez

42. 

    Monika Furness

    Little Girl

43. 

    Alice Ghostley

    Nurse Tumm

44. 

    George Gobel

    The President of the U.S.

45. 

    Ina Gould

    Woman Flasher

46. 

    Rosey Grier

    Taxi Driver

47. 

    Rod Haase

    Surfer

48. 

    Tracy Hotchner

    Woman in Crowd

49. 

    Pollyanna Houston

    Harpist

50. 

    Roy D. Jackson

    Man in Crowd

51. 

    J.S. Johnson

    Father of Triplets

52. 

    Michael Keaton

    Sailor

53. 

    John Kaufman

    Janitor

54. 

    Paul Kessler

    Storm Trooper

55. 

    Deborah Klose

    Shopper

56. 

    Susan Krebs

    Mother

57. 

    James Lashly

    Man in Crowd

58. 

    Hap Lawrence

    Soldier

59. 

    Sondra Lowell

    Second Dancing Lady

60. 

    Paul Lynde

    Dr. Roger Vidal

61. 

    Tommy Madden

    Hospital Visitor

62. 

    Peter Marshall

    Self

63. 

    Murray Matheson

    Dr. Mario Lowell

64. 

    Roddy McDowall

    Gypsy Grandmother / Dr. D & C Fishbine

65. 

    Jed Mills

    Air Force Aide

66. 

    Rollin Moriyama

    Japanese Doctor

67. 

    Shelley Morrison

    Mrs. Borzoni

68. 

    Nora Nichols

    Woman in Crowd

69. 

    Sheree North

    Mystery Lady

70. 

    Raymond O'Keefe

    Bronco

71. 

    Georgie Paul

    Gypsy Lady

72. 

    Paul Pepper

    Reporter

73. 

    Henry Polic II

    Tito

74. 

    Tom Poston

    Minister

75. 

    May Quigley

    Nurse

76. 

    Charlotte Rae

    Cousin Claire

77. 

    Teri Hope

    Sobbing Lady

78. 

    Ron Rifkin

    Dr. Briscoe

79. 

    Joan Rivers

    Second Nurse

80. 

    Sab Shimono

    Chinese Leader

81. 

    Mary Steelsmith

    Melody Carpenter

82. 

    Linda Thompson

    Girl on Bus

83. 

    Roderick Alexander

    A Tint of Darkness Band Member

84. 

    Ray Anthony Morris

    A Tint of Darkness Band Member

85. 

    Fred Pittman

    A Tint of Darkness Band Member

86. 

    Nathan Pittman

    A Tint of Darkness Band Member

87. 

    Barry Gene Williams

    A Tint of Darkness Band Member

88. 

    Jimmie Walker

    Umbuto

89. 

    Al Ward

    Man in Crowd

90. 

    Jomarie Ward

    Woman Reporter

91. 

    John Welsh

    Army Aide

92. 

    Lou Wills Jr.

    Doctor

93. 

    Dick Yarmy

    First Presidential Aide

94. 

    Carmen Zapata

    Madam Nundi

95. 

    Susanne Zenor

    Mother of Triplets

96. 

    Jane Chung Chun

    Woman (uncredited)

97. 

    Vincent Di Paolo

    Swat Team Officer (uncredited)

98. 

    Larry Gelman

    Stand-Up Comic (uncredited)

99. 

    Melissa Rivers

    Little Girl (uncredited)

100. 

     Charles Pierce

     The Queen of England