Top Billed Cast

1. 

   "Weird Al" Yankovic

   George Newman

2. 

   Kevin McCarthy

   R.J. Fletcher

3. 

   Michael Richards

   Stanley Spadowski

4. 

   David Bowe

   Bob

5. 

   Stanley Brock

   Harvey Bilchik

6. 

   Anthony Geary

   Philo

7. 

   Trinidad Silva

   Raul Hernandez

8. 

   Gedde Watanabe

   Kuni

9. 

   Billy Barty

   Noodles MacIntosh

10. 

    John Paragon

    Richard Fletcher

11. 

    Fran Drescher

    Pamela Finklestein

12. 

    Sue Ane Langdon

    Esther Bilchik

13. 

    David Proval

    Head Thug

14. 

    Grant James

    Killer Thug

15. 

    Victoria Jackson

    Teri

16. 

    Emo Philips

    Joe Earley

17. 

    Jay Levey

    Gandhi

18. 

    Lou B. Washington

    Cameraman

19. 

    Vance Colvig

    Bum

20. 

    Nik Hagler

    FCC Man

21. 

    Robert K. Weiss

    Bartender

22. 

    Eldon G. Hallum

    Spatula Husband

23. 

    Sherry Engstrom

    Spatula Wife

24. 

    Sara Allen

    Spatula Neighbor

25. 

    Bob Hungerford

    Sy Greenblum

26. 

    John Cadenhead

    Crazy Ernie

27. 

    Francis M. Carlson

    Blind Man

28. 

    Ivan Green

    Earl Ramsey

29. 

    Adam Maras

    Joel Miller

30. 

    Travis Knight

    Billy

31. 

    Joseph Witt

    Little Weasel

32. 

    Tony Frank

    Teri's Father

33. 

    Billie Lee Thrash

    Teri's Mother

34. 

    Barry Friedman

    Fletcher Cronie #1

35. 

    Kevin Roden

    Fletcher Cronie #2

36. 

    Lisa R. Stefanic

    Phyllis Weaver

37. 

    Nancy Johnson

    Big Edna

38. 

    Debbie Mathieu

    Betty

39. 

    Wilma Jeanne Cummins

    Little Old Lady

40. 

    Cliff Stephens

    Animal Deliveyman

41. 

    Jim West

    Band: Guitar

42. 

    Steve Jay

    Band: Bass Guitar

43. 

    Jon Schwartz

    Band: Drums

44. 

    Kim Bullard

    Band: Keyboards

45. 

    Barry Hansen

    Whipped Cream Eater

46. 

    Bob Maras

    Thug #3

47. 

    George Fisher

    Thug #4

48. 

    Tony Salome

    Guide #1

49. 

    Joe Restivo

    Guide #2

50. 

    Charles Marsh

    Yodeler

51. 

    Belinda Bauer

    Mud Wrestler

52. 

    Patrick Thomas O'Brien

    Satan

53. 

    Roger Callard

    Conan the Librarian

54. 

    Robert Frank

    Timid Man

55. 

    Jeff Maynard

    Boy with Books

56. 

    M.G. Kelly

    Promo Announcer (voice)

57. 

    Jay Gardner

    Promo Announcer (voice)

58. 

    John Harlan

    Promo Announcer (voice)

59. 

    Jim Rose

    Promo Announcer (voice)