Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Artie Lange

   Artie DeVanzo

2. 

   Ralph Macchio

   Maz

3. 

   Cara Buono

   Linda

4. 

   Anthony DeSando

   Dennis Mangenelli

5. 

   Jimmy Palumbo

   Johnny Trinno

6. 

   Joe Lo Truglio

   Dave

7. 

   Jerry Minor

   Tim

8. 

   Seymour Cassel

   Dirt

9. 

   Michael Deeg

   Alfonse

10. 

    Elizabeth Regen

    Gina

11. 

    Maddie Corman

    Marilyn

12. 

    Daniel Tay

    Max

13. 

    Louis Lombardi

    Police Chief Gugliamino

14. 

    Laurie Metcalf

    Artie's Mom

15. 

    Tina Fey

    Front Desk Girl

16. 

    Charlene Biton

    Slap in the Face Hooker

17. 

    Nick Di Paolo

    Police Officer (Cousin Mickey)

18. 

    Jim Breuer

    Football Guy

19. 

    Jim Florentine

    Barlucci Catcher (Crispino)

20. 

    Frank Pellegrino

    Gina's Father

21. 

    Todd Barry

    Creepy Guy Down the Shore

22. 

    Richard Duva

    Ed's Bar & Swill Player

23. 

    Joseph R. Gannascoli

    Giusuppe Primavera (uncredited)

24. 

    Matthew Gumley

    Tommy

25. 

    Lauren Hugnou

    Hooker #1

26. 

    Keisha

    Pitching Machine

27. 

    Maria Javier

    Hooker #2

28. 

    Nathalie Walker

    Hooker #3

29. 

    Dana Lorge

    Gina's Mom