Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Lewis Black

   Oliver Porter

2. 

   Wilmer Valderrama

   Zach Van Bourke

3. 

   Tyler James Williams

   Charlie Goldfinch

4. 

   Dyllan Christopher

   Spencer Davenport

5. 

   Brett Kelly

   Timothy 'Beef' Wellington

6. 

   Gia Mantegna

   Grace Conrad

7. 

   Quinn Shephard

   Donna Malone

8. 

   Paget Brewster

   Valerie Davenport

9. 

   Rob Corddry

   Sam Davenport

10. 

    Dominique Saldaña

    Katherine Davenport

11. 

    Jessica Walter

    Cindi

12. 

    Rob Riggle

    Head Guard Hoffman

13. 

    Michelle Sandler

    Mary Lynn

14. 

    David Koechner

    Ernie

15. 

    B.J. Novak

    Desk Attendant

16. 

    Mindy Kaling

    Restaurant Hostess

17. 

    Kevin McDonald

    Guard in the Hall #1

18. 

    Bruce McCulloch

    Guard in the Hall #2

19. 

    Mark McKinney

    Guard in the Hall #3

20. 

    Dave Allen

    Gas Station Attendant

21. 

    Steve Bannos

    Tree Salesman

22. 

    Tony Hale

    Alan Davies

23. 

    Cedric Yarbrough

    Melvin Goldfinch

24. 

    Kristen Wiig

    Carole Malone

25. 

    Nick Thune

    Handsome Santa

26. 

    Heather Beers

    Flight Attendant

27. 

    Allie Mac Kay

    Perky Presenter

28. 

    Sandra Tsing Loh

    UM Room Attendant

29. 

    Michael Maiello

    UM Room Attendant

30. 

    Wayne Federman

    Airport Attendant

31. 

    Annette Wright

    Airport Attendant

32. 

    Ben Falcone

    Santa at Mall

33. 

    Al Roker

    Self

34. 

    Stan Ellsworth

    Huge Guy at Hotel

35. 

    Stephen Liska

    Hotel Desk Clerk

36. 

    Lauren McKnight

    Jetsetter

37. 

    Noah Bastian

    Jetsetter

38. 

    Shareece Pfeiffer

    Pretty Mall Girl

39. 

    Darren Ewing

    Admiral's Club Host

40. 

    Joe Lookinland

    Bully

41. 

    Brooks Bedore

    Bully

42. 

    Lerin Porter

    Owen Marks

43. 

    Gary Morgan

    Baggage Handler

44. 

    Jim Wilkey

    Baggage Handler

45. 

    Hayden Holbrook

    Bathroom Boy

46. 

    Benjamin Ho

    Bathroom Boy

47. 

    Tyler Scott Drewes

    Tough Kid

48. 

    Kim W. Powell

    Ivy League Santa

49. 

    Micaela Nelligan

    Beef's Mom

50. 

    Conrad E. Palmisano

    Santa

51. 

    Haley Fife

    Beef's Pretty Girl

52. 

    Alisa Taylor

    Girlfriend

53. 

    Ana Queren Seabra

    Girlfriend

54. 

    Mallory Bouchard

    Girlfriend

55. 

    Thomas Conroy

    Security Monitor

56. 

    Cal Nguyen

    Soldier (uncredited)

57. 

    Teri Garr

    Aunt Judy / Valerie’s Sister