Miss March( 2009)

TV-MAComedyRomance

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After four years in a coma, Eugene Pratt is going to be reunited with his high school sweetheart... on pages 95-97.

Overview

A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl.

Top Billed Cast

Zach Cregger
Eugene Bell
Trevor Moore
Tucker Cleigh
Raquel Alessi
Cindi Whitehall
Molly Stanton
Candace
Craig Robinson
Horsedick.MPEG
Hugh Hefner
Hugh Hefner
Carla Jimenez
Nurse Juanita
Cedric Yarbrough
Doctor
Geoff Meed
Fireman Rick
Slade Pearce
Young Eugene
Remy Thorne
Young Tucker
Eve Mauro
Vonka
Alexis Raben
Katja
Windell Middlebrooks
Bouncer #1
Lindsay Schoneweis
Sheila
David Wells
Principal
Tanjareen Martin
Crystal
Britten Kelley
Chevonne
Barry Sigismondi
Mr. Whitehall
Alex Donnelley
Mrs. Whitehall
Josh Fadem
Flava Flav Kid
Paul Rogan
Mr. Biederman
Kate Luyben
Mrs. Biederman
Seth Morris
Boss
Anthony Jeselnik
Director
Niki J. Crawford
Janine
Bonita Friedericy
Diner Waitress
Carrie Keagan
Carrie Keagan
Ashley Lomberger
Beautiful Girl #1
Annie Ilonzeh
Beautiful Girl #2
Melissa Ordway
Gorgeous Girl
Jessica Vilchis
Sexy Girl #1
Lyndsay Haldorson
Sexy Girl #2
Garrett Warren
Fireman #2
Chris Gann
Fireman #4
Sara Jean Underwood
Sara Jean Underwood
Betsy Rue
Strawberrius
Madison Riley
Socialite
Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson
Quinton Jackson
Sheila Platte
Bunny (uncredited)
Francesca Zappitelli
Music Video Girl (uncredited)
Deanie Ballard
Posse Member #1
40 Glocc
Posse Member #2
Michael Busch
Employee
Ryan Kitley
Waiter
Shark Firestone
No Good TV Reporter
Da'Vone McDonald
Guard #1
Andre 'Doc' Newman
Guard #2
Brittany Buckner
Lorraine
Chris Durand
Fireman #3
Gary J. Wayton
Fireman #5
Mike Massa
Fireman #6
Brett A. Jones
Fireman #7
Robert Garrigus
Fireman #8
Americus Abesamis
Mansion Bouncer (uncredited)
Corina Boettger
Gertrude (uncredited)
Jennifer Bond
Gorgeous Girl (uncredited)
Annabelle Bourlet
Mansion Babe (uncredited)
Nic Bradly
The Make Out Guy (uncredited)
Nahtasha Budhi
Playmate (uncredited)
Christie Brunson
Mansion Girl (uncredited)
Tim Carr
Partygoer (uncredited)
David Casiano
Playboy Socialite (uncredited)
Tiffany Collie
Music Video Model (uncredited)
Dustin Dennard
Fireman (uncredited)
Sky Elobar
Mailman (uncredited)
Jennipher Foster
Lindsay (uncredited)
Kira Gurnee
Party Guest (uncredited)
Juliette Jackson
Bunny (uncredited)
Christopher John Karr
Fireman (uncredited)
Samantha Kelly
Soprano (uncredited)
Sarah Klaren
Playboy Model (uncredited)
Christina Lindley
Playboy Model (uncredited)
Joey Luthman
School Boy in Auditorium (uncredited)
Kier Mellour
Bikini Babe (uncredited)
Meriah Nelson
Grotto diver (uncredited)
Dalton O'Dell
Eugene's Nephew (uncredited)
Kevin Pennington
Party Stud (uncredited)
Jessica Lauren Richmond
No Good TV Celebrity (uncredited)
Andrew Sibner
Hyperventilating Audience Member (uncredited)
Holly Spink
Playboy Bunny (uncredited)
JW Wiseman
Orderly #1 (uncredited)
James Henry Williams Jr.
Posse member (uncredited)

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A review by Kamurai

Written by Kamurai on Fri Aug 21 2020

Bad watch, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend. I "liked" this movie up to the point I was going to write the review, and realized that I don't like the movie in spite of all its horrible qualities. The story, as written, is actually pretty goo, but there are certain comedic points that only sabotage the movie. The biggest problems are simply that the lead actor just is not charismatic enough for the role: the character can still be a wimp and likeable enough for the audience to be behind him from the start. The second problem, which probably hurts the lead, is that the "be...