Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Danny DeVito

   Vic De Salvo

2. 

   Rhea Perlman

   Francine Kester

3. 

   Gerrit Graham

   Parker Braithwaite

4. 

   Bernadette Birkett

   Mrs. Sweeney

5. 

   Barry Corbin

   Colonel

6. 

   Louis Giambalvo

   Goody DeSalvo

7. 

   Ronny Graham

   Cap'n Andy

8. 

   Huntz Hall

   Benny Bentson

9. 

   Basil Hoffman

   Frank Friedlander

10. 

    Kevin McCarthy

    Wes Vandergelder

11. 

    John Megna

    Al

12. 

    Michael Richards

    Sal

13. 

    Ron Rifkin

    TV Director

14. 

    Joe Santos

    Tony

15. 

    Vincent Schiavelli

    Skip Imperali

16. 

    Fred Scialla

    Richie DeSalvo

17. 

    Frank Sivero

    Bruno

18. 

    Mark L. Taylor

    Ken

19. 

    George Wendt

    Mr. Sweeney

20. 

    Steve Allen

    Steve Allen

21. 

    Jayne Meadows

    Jayne Meadows

22. 

    Randi Brooks

    Teresa

23. 

    Cisse Cameron

    Wendy

24. 

    Gela Nash

    Tamara

25. 

    Candi Brough

    Bambi

26. 

    Randi Brough

    Stacy

27. 

    Army Archerd

    Army Archerd

28. 

    Allyce Beasley

    Paisan Receptionist

29. 

    Peter Brocco

    Vic's Tailor

30. 

    Robert Costanzo

    Nunzo

31. 

    Selma Diamond

    Francine's Mother

32. 

    Michael Ensign

    Le Boeuf Maitre D'

33. 

    Michael Gallup

    Opera Singer

34. 

    Jason Hervey

    Todd Sweeney

35. 

    Damon Hines

    Woodrow T. Brown

36. 

    Jerry Hoffman

    Mr. Foley

37. 

    Kenneth Kimmins

    Network Spokesman

38. 

    Bruce Kimmel

    WACked Out Recruit

39. 

    Katie La Bourdette

    Le Boeuf Woman

40. 

    Jeffrey Lampert

    MBC Guard

41. 

    Paul Larson

    Julie

42. 

    Russ Marin

    Sid

43. 

    Randall Miller

    Car Attendant

44. 

    Joey DePinto

    Teamster Sailor

45. 

    James Le Gros

    Car Attendant

46. 

    Susan Peretz

    Network Receptionist

47. 

    Bob Perlow

    Warm-Up Comic

48. 

    Hal Riddle

    Dean

49. 

    Jerry Seinfeld

    Network Rep #1

50. 

    Harvey Miller

    Network Rep #2

51. 

    Charlie Stavola

    Cop #1

52. 

    J. Alan Thomas

    Cop #2

53. 

    Lisle Wilson

    Mr. Johnson

54. 

    Lee Ving

    Dawn Patrol

55. 

    Nora Gaye

    HOT BODS

56. 

    Victoria Cooke

    HOT BODS

57. 

    Tracey Walter

    Computron Investigator

58. 

    Richard Kind

    Steve

59. 

    Vance Sanders

    Mike