Top Billed Cast

Antonio Sabàto, Jr.
John Carter
Traci Lords
Dejah Thoris
Matt Lasky
Tars Tarkas
Chacko Vadaketh
Sarka / Sab Than
Mitchell Gordon
Tal Hajus
Noelle Perris
Sola
Matt Lagan
Kantos Kan
Kimberly Ables Jindra
Saroh Kan
Tomas Boykin
Cornwell Sams
Rob Ullett
Hudson
Dean Kreyling
Atol Nard
Mohammad Kavianpour
Hosan
Jay Beyers
Thark Gordack
Ali Tagi Alexander
Jamal
Jonathan Footman
Thark
Jordan Steele
Thark
Rochelle Rudolph
Harem Attendant
Sara Catrucco
Harem Attendant
Melanie Rogina
Harem Attendant
Mandy Jackson
Harem Attendant
Jasna Novosel
Harem Attendant
Karisa Kleven
Harem Attendant
Shahrooz Bigonah
Harem Attendant
Andrew H. Barrett
Medic
Tom Anderson
Medic
Kelle A. Kennedy
Medic
Tiffany Borland
Tea Patron
Nathan Lee Brynner
Guard
Jerry Earr
Jeriba Jr.

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A review by CinemaSerf

Written by CinemaSerf on Mon Apr 22 2024

Now I did quite enjoy "John Carter" with Taylor Kitsch from 2012 but yikes what have they done to the story here? Antonio Sabato Jr in the "Carter" role makes Kitsch look like Marlon Brando. He's just dreadful. To be fair, the third-rate CGI doesn't help, nor does the pretty awful script or the fact that he is clearly there (shirt off) to complement the even less glorious talents of the eponymous character (Dejah Thoris) who seems to have based her characterisation on an over-exposed, sepia-tinted, version of "Wonder Woman". Somebody decided that the US operations in the Middle East was a bette...