Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Jack Whitehall

   Alfie Wickers

2. 

   Harry Enfield

   Martin Wickers

3. 

   Mathew Horne

   Shaquille 'Simon' Fraser

4. 

   Sarah Solemani

   Rosie Gulliver

5. 

   Joanna Scanlan

   Susan Poulter

6. 

   Talulah Riley

   Phoebe

7. 

   Jeremy Irvine

   Atticus Hoye

8. 

   Iain Glen

   Pasco Trevelyan

9. 

   Charlie Wernham

   Mitchell Harper

10. 

    Nikki Runeckles

    Chantelle Parsons

11. 

    Weruche Opia

    Cleopatra 'Cleo' Ofoedo

12. 

    Kae Alexander

    Jing Hua

13. 

    Ethan Lawrence

    Joe Poulter

14. 

    Layton Williams

    Stephen Carmichael

15. 

    Jack Binstead

    Leslie 'Rem Dogg' Remmington

16. 

    Bruce Mackinnon

    Grant Dodd

17. 

    Hilary Gish

    Mrs. Carmichael

18. 

    Sheila Reid

    Margot

19. 

    Tom Davis

    Tom

20. 

    David Gant

    Mick

21. 

    Steve Speirs

    Don

22. 

    Marc Wootton

    Officer Geoffrey

23. 

    Steve Oram

    Officer Rowe

24. 

    Max Rinehart

    Rory

25. 

    Lindsay Adams

    Peggy Sue

26. 

    Josh Taylor

    Dave

27. 

    Clarke Peters

    Commander Andrews

28. 

    Stuart Davidson

    Strongman

29. 

    Greg James

    Himself