Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Missi Pyle

   Herself / Mabel

2. 

   Penn Jillette

   Herbert Blount

3. 

   Harry Hamlin

   Godfrey Winters

4. 

   Hayes MacArthur

   Reed

5. 

   Lin Shaye

   Captain Wheeler

6. 

   Gilbert Gottfried

   Superintendent

7. 

   Adam Rifkin

   Adam Rifkin

8. 

   Marshall Bell

   Moving Company Guy

9. 

   Nestor Carbonell

   Perry

10. 

    Teller

    Rudy Nelson

11. 

    Dean Cameron

    Brian

12. 

    Bree Olson

    Sexy Nurse

13. 

    Lisa Rinna

    Self

14. 

    Rob Steinberg

    Detective Whiteside

15. 

    Bridey Elliott

    Wardrobe Girl

16. 

    Cokey Falkow

    Special Effects Guy

17. 

    Sophie Dee

    Hooker Crowdfunder

18. 

    Caroline Gayle

    Paddle Girl

19. 

    Diana Terranova

    Manson Girl

20. 

    Gus Langley

    Police Officer

21. 

    Katarina Law

    Police Officer

22. 

    Leslie McKeller

    Nurse Twiggy

23. 

    Shawn C. Phillips

    Birthday Boy

24. 

    Destiny Soria

    Self

25. 

    Dave Anthony

    Richard Speck

26. 

    D. Brett Schramm

    Jeffrey Dahmer

27. 

    Jon Barinholtz

    Video Assist Guy

28. 

    Demetrius Thomas

    Detective Jones

29. 

    Lexi Love

    Prison Guard 02

30. 

    Matt Donnelly

    Prison Guard 01

31. 

    David Chapman

    Assistant Director

32. 

    Dylan Treger

    College Boy / Failed LA Actor 'College' Kid

33. 

    Shannon Treger

    Young Nurse / Doctor No Cajones

34. 

    Miles Dougal

    Charles Manson

35. 

    Meredith Pyle

    Self

36. 

    Reda Beebe

    Medic

37. 

    Benjamin Schrader

    Mormon 1

38. 

    David Aboussafy

    Mormon 2 / Massive Headwound Hank

39. 

    Ronald Graham

    Albert Fish / Annoying Person #3

40. 

    Debi Staron

    Police Officer

41. 

    Shannon McManigal

    Attractive, Funny, Well-Endowed Shooting Victim

42. 

    Seth H. Steadman

    Bad Hat Etiquette Cop

43. 

    Jan Philip Browne

    Blump's Burgers Owner

44. 

    Coleman Lannum

    Blump's Burgers Crowdfunder (as Cole Lannum)

45. 

    Curt Harpold

    Blump's Burgers Patron

46. 

    Mick Luvbright

    Caesar (with Chariot)

47. 

    Kayla Levine

    Child W / Dog Walker

48. 

    Cayla Kirschbaum

    Cranial Cavity Cayla

49. 

    Geri Hormel

    Crowdfunding Cop Chick #1 / Nurse Stabbed-a-Lot

50. 

    Gillian Hormel

    Crowdfunding Cop Chick #2 / Nurse Shoulda-Taken-the-Stairs

51. 

    Samantha Nieto

    Crowdfunding Cop Chick #3 / Nurse Screams-a-Lot

52. 

    Daniel Greenspun

    Cutting Room Floor Guy

53. 

    Lori Hyland

    Cutting Room Floor Guy's Prostitute

54. 

    Lisa Farmer

    Dead Diner Dame

55. 

    Carey Barrett

    Dead Faculty

56. 

    Chris Koontz

    Dead Hippie

57. 

    Derek A. Zavala

    Derek the Stud

58. 

    Daniel Bays

    Detective Daniel Petoskey

59. 

    Dionne A. Zavala

    Dionee the Falling Angel

60. 

    Chuck Fazio

    Dr. Ted Manon

61. 

    Monica Cook

    Emily's Best Friend

62. 

    Taylor J. Smith

    Extremely Handsome Police Sergeant / Hot EMT

63. 

    Ché Graham

    Fillet-O-Fish

64. 

    Francesco Santora

    First Guy Shot

65. 

    Anne Roelke

    Flowered Pants Lady

66. 

    Bryan Hayned

    Fryer Duck and Cover

67. 

    Dee Luvbright

    Gadget the Purple Pony

68. 

    Andrew Wimsatt

    Greeting Cop

69. 

    Christopher Lemmings

    Hamlin Fan

70. 

    Cheryl Lemmings

    Hamlin Fan Cheryl

71. 

    Warren Scott Kirschbaum

    Keystone Cop Number 3.0 (as Warren Kirschbaum)

72. 

    Javier Andy Zavala Jr.

    Handsome Cuban Manager

73. 

    Mac McPherson

    Invisible PTSD Cop

74. 

    Brian D. Sheehy

    Officer Clem Son / Penn's Body Double

75. 

    Larry F. Scott

    Officer Lutz

76. 

    Rod Fielder

    Police Officer

77. 

    Jeff Levine

    Uniformed Officer

78. 

    Bob Lawler

    Bigshot Producer with Mid-life Crisis / Ponytail Texting at Video Village

79. 

    Renee Reeser Zelnick

    Crowdfunder 05

80. 

    Pam Love

    Crowdfunder 04

81. 

    Diana Terranova

    Manson Girl #1

82. 

    John Farrier

    Blump's Burgers Victim

83. 

    Robert Belushi

    Elder Ashby (uncredited)

84. 

    Daz Byard

    Detective (uncredited)

85. 

    Dean Cameron

    Brian (uncredited)

86. 

    Leonel Claude

    Officer Gause (uncredited)

87. 

    Valerie R. Cook

    Security Guard (uncredited)

88. 

    Brie Cubelic

    College Girl (uncredited)

89. 

    Javier Flores

    Police Officer (uncredited)

90. 

    Michael Haddad

    Police Officer (uncredited)

91. 

    Dustin Knouse

    Reality TV Camera Man (uncredited)

92. 

    Gus Langley

    Police Officer (uncredited)

93. 

    Katarina Law

    Police Officer (uncredited)

94. 

    Sarah Lowe

    Agenty Cindy (uncredited)

95. 

    Shawn C. Phillips

    Birthday Boy (uncredited)

96. 

    Robert McMurrer

    Charles Whitman (uncredited)

97. 

    C. Ronald McPherson

    Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

98. 

    Jeremy L. Morrison

    Clash of the Titans Geek (uncredited)

99. 

    Rick Nathanson

    Guy Sleeping Under Stabbed Nurse (uncredited)

100. 

     Johnny Ortiz

     Club Goer (uncredited)

101. 

     Jon Ray

     Cop / Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

102. 

     Mark Rossignol

     Cop (uncredited)

103. 

     Carlos Simental Jr.

     Thug (uncredited)

104. 

     Destiny Soria

     Self (uncredited)

105. 

     Scott Winig

     Real Director of Photography (uncredited)

106. 

     Ebony Williams

     Ebony Williams (uncredited)

107. 

     Patrick J. Statham

     James Huberty (uncredited)