Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Steve-O

   Satan / Stingray / Steve-O Doll / Self

2. 

   Preston Lacy

   Big Fat Party Guy / XXXL / Before / Michael Moore / Ogre

3. 

   Preston Lacy

   Preston Lacy Doll / Mrs. Smith

4. 

   Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña

   My Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu

5. 

   Chris Pontius

   Jesus

6. 

   Clifton Collins Jr.

   Tijuana Cop 1 / Minion / Miranda

7. 

   Jacob Vargas

   Tijuana Cop 2 / Announcer / Charlotte

8. 

   Dian Bachar

   Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger

9. 

   Lee Majors

   Dr. Lakin / Announcer / Lieutenant / Six Million Year Old Man

10. 

    Lee Majors

    Cowboy

11. 

    Sam Maccarone

    Chad / Kid / Dick Weston Fernandez / Jeffry Sutton / Dealer

12. 

    Sam Maccarone

    T-Rex

13. 

    Jason Mewes

    Carrie

14. 

    Judd Nelson

    Fear Factor Host / Self

15. 

    Danny Trejo

    Crow

16. 

    Dimitry Elyashkevich

    Jackoff Smirnoff / Ace Glover

17. 

    Tony Cox

    Stubbs

18. 

    J.J. Darshaw

    Gringo

19. 

    Jessica Diz

    Hot Drunken Latina

20. 

    Sevier Crespo

    Drug Dealer / Fear Factor Contestant 2

21. 

    Gustavo Alvarez

    Mario / Leche

22. 

    Mike McGuiness

    Fear Factor Contestant 1

23. 

    Jason Fijal

    Manny

24. 

    Jon Greenhalgh

    Moe

25. 

    Mick Page

    Jack

26. 

    Richard Portnow

    Sergeant

27. 

    Ahmet Zappa

    Army Host

28. 

    Pete Yorn

    Bobby Peacock

29. 

    Mike O'Hearn

    MP Johnson / Dubois

30. 

    Steve Schleinitz

    MP Jackson / Coover / Self

31. 

    Patrick O'Hagan

    Counter Dude / Teacher

32. 

    Estefania Iglesias

    Satan's Hottie / Lakin Girl 2

33. 

    Ryan Simonetti

    Self

34. 

    Dave Buckner

    Self

35. 

    Lamont Johnson

    Gizzards

36. 

    Benny Wasserman

    Einstein

37. 

    Tammy Vallejos

    Brigitte

38. 

    Tara Jane

    Lakin Girl 1

39. 

    Mayte Garcia

    Lakin Girl 3 / Cantalope

40. 

    Nicole Marie Lenz

    Lakin Girl 4

41. 

    Cheo Solder

    Beef Ramington

42. 

    Jason Dean Booher

    After

43. 

    Tabitha Taylor

    Hot Blonde

44. 

    Jamie Hagen

    Hot Brunette

45. 

    Camille Langfield

    Red Headed Looney

46. 

    Brandon Ellis

    Announcer

47. 

    Elizabeth Fisher

    Girl

48. 

    Terry Rhoads

    Doctor / Interventionist

49. 

    Christina Pazsitzky

    Lexus from Texas / Girl Fly

50. 

    Salim Grant

    Filthy Strip Club Announcer

51. 

    Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

    Jimmy Winks / MBA Dude / Races Host

52. 

    Vincent Laresca

    Drug Lord Jose Carlos

53. 

    Chris Jones

    Bodyguard 1

54. 

    Raul Conde

    Bodyguard 2

55. 

    Rick Najera

    Alfredo Garcia Steven / Self

56. 

    Abraham Benrubi

    Max Gottleb

57. 

    Elisa Donovan

    Suzy Gottleb

58. 

    Marcy Goldman

    Eythel

59. 

    Jonah Rooney

    Bully

60. 

    Ian Somerhalder

    Guy

61. 

    Ehren McGhehey

    Jimmy Gonzalas

62. 

    Eugenio Derbez

    Self

63. 

    Jessica Albertson

    Nurse

64. 

    Verina Marcel

    Nurse 2

65. 

    Art Chudabala

    Samantha

66. 

    Lobo Sebastian

    Change

67. 

    Gary Gubrrier

    Black Bitch

68. 

    Manny Puig

    Self

69. 

    Mackenzie King

    Girl

70. 

    Keren Gilbert

    Cowgirl

71. 

    Adam Vetri

    Mr. Smith