Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Steve-O

   Satan / Stingray / Steve-O Doll / Self

2. 

   Preston Lacy

   Big Fat Party Guy / XXXL / Before / Michael Moore / Ogre / Preston Lacy Doll / Mrs. Smith

3. 

   Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña

   My Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu

4. 

   Chris Pontius

   Jesus

5. 

   Clifton Collins Jr.

   Tijuana Cop 1 / Minion / Miranda

6. 

   Jacob Vargas

   Tijuana Cop 2 / Announcer / Charlotte

7. 

   Dian Bachar

   Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger

8. 

   Lee Majors

   Dr. Lakin / Announcer / Lieutenant / Six Million Year Old Man / Cowboy

9. 

   Sam Macaroni

   Chad / Kid / Dick Weston Fernandez / Jeffry Sutton / Dealer / T-Rex

10. 

    Jason Mewes

    Carrie

11. 

    Judd Nelson

    Fear Factor Host / Self

12. 

    Danny Trejo

    Crow

13. 

    Dimitry Elyashkevich

    Jackoff Smirnoff / Ace Glover

14. 

    Tony Cox

    Stubbs

15. 

    J.J. Darshaw

    Gringo

16. 

    Jessica Diz

    Hot Drunken Latina

17. 

    Sevier Crespo

    Drug Dealer / Fear Factor Contestant 2

18. 

    Gustavo Alvarez

    Mario / Leche

19. 

    Mike McGuiness

    Fear Factor Contestant 1

20. 

    Jason Fijal

    Manny

21. 

    Jon Greenhalgh

    Moe

22. 

    Mick Page

    Jack

23. 

    Richard Portnow

    Sergeant

24. 

    Ahmet Zappa

    Army Host

25. 

    Pete Yorn

    Bobby Peacock

26. 

    Mike O'Hearn

    MP Johnson / Dubois

27. 

    Steve Schleinitz

    MP Jackson / Coover / Self

28. 

    Patrick O'Hagan

    Counter Dude / Teacher

29. 

    Estefania Iglesias

    Satan's Hottie / Lakin Girl 2

30. 

    Ryan Simonetti

    Self

31. 

    Dave Buckner

    Self

32. 

    Lamont Johnson

    Gizzards

33. 

    Benny Wasserman

    Einstein

34. 

    Tammy Vallejos

    Brigitte

35. 

    Tara Jane

    Lakin Girl 1

36. 

    Mayte Garcia

    Lakin Girl 3 / Cantalope

37. 

    Nicole Marie Lenz

    Lakin Girl 4

38. 

    Cheo Solder

    Beef Ramington

39. 

    Jason Dean Booher

    After

40. 

    Tabitha Taylor

    Hot Blonde

41. 

    Jamie Hagen

    Hot Brunette

42. 

    Camille Langfield

    Red Headed Looney

43. 

    Brandon Ellis

    Announcer

44. 

    Elizabeth Fisher

    Girl

45. 

    Terry Rhoads

    Doctor / Interventionist

46. 

    Christina Pazsitzky

    Lexus from Texas / Girl Fly

47. 

    Salim Grant

    Filthy Strip Club Announcer

48. 

    Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

    Jimmy Winks / MBA Dude / Races Host

49. 

    Vincent Laresca

    Drug Lord Jose Carlos

50. 

    Chris Jones

    Bodyguard 1

51. 

    Raul Conde

    Bodyguard 2

52. 

    Rick Najera

    Alfredo Garcia Steven / Self

53. 

    Abraham Benrubi

    Max Gottleb

54. 

    Elisa Donovan

    Suzy Gottleb

55. 

    Marcy Goldman

    Eythel

56. 

    Jonah Rooney

    Bully

57. 

    Ian Somerhalder

    Guy

58. 

    Ehren McGhehey

    Jimmy Gonzalas

59. 

    Eugenio Derbez

    Self

60. 

    Jessica Albertson

    Nurse

61. 

    Verina Marcel

    Nurse 2

62. 

    Art Chudabala

    Samantha

63. 

    Lobo Sebastian

    Change

64. 

    Gary Gubrrier

    Black Bitch

65. 

    Manny Puig

    Self

66. 

    Mackenzie King

    Girl

67. 

    Keren Gilbert

    Cowgirl

68. 

    Adam Vetri

    Mr. Smith