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The Night Watchmen( 2017)

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Some men were born heroes... It wasn't these guys.

Overview

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

    Top Billed Cast

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      Ken Arnold

      Ken

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      Dan De Luca

      Luca

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      Kevin Jiggetts

      Jiggetts

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      Kara Luiz

      Karen

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      Max Gray Wilbur

      Rajeeve

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      James Remar

      Randall

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      Matt Servitto

      Willy

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      Diona Reasonover

      Penny

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      Rain Pryor

      Margaret

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      Tiffany Shepis

      Stacy

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      Dan Franko

      Barney

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      Matthew Bowerman

      Rick

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      Gary Peebles

      Blimpo

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      Travis Hudson

      Matt

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      Donald Imm

      Man Walking Dog - Daddy

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      Sarah French

      Danielle

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      Bill Steffey

      Office Vampire

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      James Matthew Poole

      Vampire, Goth

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      Andrew Agner-Nichols

      Office Worker / Vampire

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      Cody Bennett

      City Vampire #1

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      Patrick Boyer

      Vampire

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      Richard Brown

      Vampire

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      Christina Carlos

      Office Worker / Vampire

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      Justyn Christofel

      City Vampire

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      Dom DiMercurio

      Vampire

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      Erika L. Elkhalide

      Vampire

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      CJ Johnson

      Office Worker

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      Richard Krinsky

      Office Vampire

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      Jennifer Potts

      Vampire

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      Claire Scott

      Female News Reporter

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      Sophia Louisa Speciale

      Vampire

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      Island Styles

      Jimmie's Chicken Shack: Guitar

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      Scott Swope

      Vampire

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      Vivian Thompson

      Vampire, Goth

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      Bryan Woodward

      Office Worker / Vampire

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      Savvas Thomas Yiannoulou

      Stacy's Victim

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      Marisol Correa

      Vampire

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    Review 1Discussion

    A review by Kamurai

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    Written by Kamurai on Fri Nov 20 2020
    Horrible watch, will not watch again, and recommend you actively avoid. I'm not even sure this one would make a good Bad Movie Night. It's essentially a bunch of jokes written with the concept of normalcy happening in a completely crazy situation just strung together. The jokes are mediocre at best, the cast isn't great, and it's a minimal production budget. Even if the budget was better, I'm not sure the vision is of quality. This is allegedly a "vampire" movie, and after Twilight, I didn't think I could be upset at vampires in a different way, but this movie found it: just treat ...

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    Facts

    Status

    Released

    Original Language

    English

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