Top Billed Cast

1. 

   David Gobble

   Rick Whitehead

2. 

   Fard Muhammad

   Carlos

3. 

   Allison Pregler

   Elizabeth Howard Grace

4. 

   Rob Walker

   Santa Christ

5. 

   Doug Walker

   Samuel Tobinski / Kendrick Tobinski

6. 

   Malcolm Ray

   The Devil

7. 

   Brad Jones

   Willy Whitehead

8. 

   Brian Lewis

   Burton Burpo

9. 

   Zachary La Voy

   Ranger Buckman

10. 

    Tamara Lynn Chambers

    Darlene

11. 

    Sarah Gobble

    God

12. 

    Aidan Bart

    Young Rick

13. 

    Nash Bozard

    Terry

14. 

    Flynn Hanners

    Father Jenkins

15. 

    Jillian Zurawski

    Rick's Mom

16. 

    Ed Smith

    Praying Man

17. 

    Christopher Proffitt

    Gabe

18. 

    Trevor Ollech

    Ned and Stacey

19. 

    Brian Irving

    Internet Neckbeard

20. 

    Sean Wilburn

    TV Cameraman

21. 

    Ed Glaser

    TV Producer

22. 

    Joe Means

    Heaven's Stage Manager

23. 

    Allison Means

    Dana

24. 

    Tia Spencer

    Maid of Honor

25. 

    Scott Spencer

    Christopher Hitchens (voice)

26. 

    Rob Sheehan

    Internet Commentor 1

27. 

    Cory Lyle Vinderslev

    Internet Commenter 2

28. 

    Eric Gaspard

    Internet Commentor 3

29. 

    Ryan Mitchelle

    Internet Commentor 4

30. 

    Michael Schiciano

    Internet Commenter 5

31. 

    Patrick Buss

    Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

32. 

    Louie Corbo

    Internet Neckbeard (uncredited)

33. 

    Meagan Rachelle

    Bush (uncredited)

34. 

    Patrick Thatcher

    Internet Neckbeard (uncredited)

35. 

    Omar Ahmed

    Omar