Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Ashley Tisdale

   Jody Sanders

2. 

   Simon Rex

   Dan Sanders

3. 

   Charlie Sheen

   Charlie Sheen

4. 

   Gracie Whitton

   Kathy

5. 

   Ava Kolker

   Lily

6. 

   Heather Locklear

   Barbara

7. 

   Molly Shannon

   Heather Darcy

8. 

   Josh Robert Thompson

   Narrator (voice)

9. 

   Darrell Hammond

   Dr. Hall

10. 

    Marisa Saks

    Amy

11. 

    Snoop Dogg

    Marcus

12. 

    Terry Crews

    Martin Jacobs

13. 

    Mike Tyson

    Mike Tyson

14. 

    Dylan Morris

    Aidan

15. 

    Ryan Morris

    Aidan

16. 

    Lidia Porto

    Maria

17. 

    Mac Miller

    D'Andre

18. 

    Erica Ash

    Kendra Brooks

19. 

    J.P. Manoux

    Pierre

20. 

    Marianne Hammock

    Female Aide

21. 

    Tyler Posey

    David

22. 

    Sarah Hyland

    Mia

23. 

    Shad Moss

    Eric

24. 

    Katrina Bowden

    Natalie

25. 

    Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci

    Caesar

26. 

    Scot Nery

    Mama

27. 

    Ben Cornish

    Dom

28. 

    Katt Williams

    Blaine Fulda

29. 

    Lewis Thompson

    Madea

30. 

    Lindsay Lohan

    Self

31. 

    Jerry O'Connell

    Christian Grey

32. 

    Usher

    Ira the Janitor

33. 

    Macsen Lintz

    French Boy

34. 

    John Atwood

    Newscaster #1

35. 

    Lane Carlock

    Newscaster #2

36. 

    Shereé Whitfield

    Real Housewife #1

37. 

    Angela Raiola

    Real Housewife #2

38. 

    Lil Duval

    Kendra's Brother

39. 

    Angie Stone

    Kendra's Cousin

40. 

    Jasmine Guy

    Kendra's Mom

41. 

    Ashley LeConte Campbell

    Antoinette Beauchamp

42. 

    Kate Walsh

    Self

43. 

    Clifton Guterman

    Waiter

44. 

    Anna Skidanova

    Nadia

45. 

    Clayton Landey

    Sodomized Cop

46. 

    Scott Rousseau

    Santa

47. 

    Maui Tisdale

    Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog

48. 

    Kendra Wilkinson

    Self (uncredited)

49. 

    Audrina Patridge

    Self (uncredited)

50. 

    Zoe Pessin

    Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)

51. 

    Emily Chandler Westergreen

    Mara (uncredited)

52. 

    Jwaundace Candece

    Real Housewife (uncredited)

53. 

    Angela Kerecz

    Featured Porn Star (uncredited)

54. 

    Aaron Beelner

    Little Man (uncredited)

55. 

    Elizabeth Davidovich

    Ballerina (uncredited)

56. 

    Amanda Jelks

    Ballerina (uncredited)

57. 

    Nikki Lashae

    Ballerina (uncredited)

58. 

    Amanda Topper

    Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

59. 

    Joel Rogers

    Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)

60. 

    Jon Gould

    Ballet Patron (uncredited)

61. 

    Rory Healy

    Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)

62. 

    Catherine A. Cospelich

    Ape Chick (uncredited)

63. 

    Moses Das

    Bridge Runner (uncredited)

64. 

    Faith Blankenship

    Carpet Girl (uncredited)

65. 

    Jeff Glover

    Lab Tech (uncredited)

66. 

    Sandy Simmons

    Model (uncredited)

67. 

    Kendrick Cross

    Rescue Worker (uncredited)

68. 

    Leigh Hennessy

    Witch (uncredited)

69. 

    Chris Durfy

    Packer Fan (uncredited)

70. 

    David Zucker

    Packer Fan (uncredited)

71. 

    Memi West

    Audience / Patron (uncredited)

72. 

    Dathan Thigpen

    Extra (uncredited)