Lori Lethin

Brendan Hughes

Alex Rocco

Scott Jacoby

Andy Romano

Richard Brestoff

Al Fann

Pepper Martin

Maureen McCormick

Vince Edwards

Philip McKeon

Panchito Gómez

Michael Eric Kramer

Remy O'Neill

Darcy DeMoss

Cliff Emmich

Kristi Somers

George Clooney

Marvin J. McIntyre

Alison Noble

Joy Heston

Mark Lisson

Rachel Talalay

Roy H. Wagner

Allyson Schelu

Bill Froehlich

Nancy Forner

George Cheung

Jason Hoffs

Mike Johnson

Marcy Grace Froehlich

Joan Baribeault

Michael Spatola

Albert Cutillo

George Fisher

Wayne Beauchamp

Greta Grigorian

Douglas J. White

Barin Kumar

John R. Fifer

Vince Deadrick Jr.

Debbie Evans

Diane Peterson

Mello Alexandria

Linda Francis

Pat McGroarty

Greg H. Sims

Allan A. Apone

Debby Porter

Stacy Widelitz

Julie Fehl

Dana Escalante

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Return to Horror High

New World Pictures

Balcor Film Investors

United States of America

English

high school

movie business

screenwriter

gore

serial killer

slasher

nonlinear timeline

police investigation

horror filmmaking

_**Fun low-budget high school slasher parody with not enough laughs**_

Cops (e.g. Pepper Martin & Maureen McCormick) arrive upon the bloody aftermath of a massacre at a high school where a film is being made. The story switches back to tell how the massacre happened. The cast includes Lori Lethin, Brendan Hughes, Alex Rocco, Andy Romano and Scott Jacoby.           

“Return to Horror High” (1987) is a fun slasher parody with great mid-80’s ambiance (styles, mullets, etc.) that should be enjoyed by those involved in horror filmmaking (since the story focuses on the making of a slasher at the high school). A young George Clooney shows up for about 10-12 minutes in the first act. Meanwhile cutie Lori Lethin does well in three roles. 

Unfortunately, there aren’t enough laughs and some of them are really lame. Plus the film bogs down in the second half with filler material involving the two main characters and their search of the school (Brendan Hughes & Lori Lethin). The third-rate vibe doesn’t help. Still, it’s amusing mindless mid-80’s satire.    

The movie runs 1 hour, 35 minutes, and was shot at Clark Magnet High School, La Crescenta, California.

GRADE: C-

Charles Tatum

Mega-whoopty-doo-star George Clooney is the first victim in this slasher/comedy wannabe. He is also the luckiest, since he does not have to endure the rest of the film.  Five years after murders rock a high school, film makers return to shoot a film based on that event. Members of the cast and crew begin disappearing, indicating a killer is still lurking in the halls of Crippen High.

The killer did not do enough slashing, he should have had a stab at this script. The characters have been done before- the director is all artistic frenzy, the producer is a sleazy scumbag, the screenwriter is ignored, and the actors are shallow. At one point, an actor playing a corpse with a hatchet in his face asks "what is my motivation?," as if that joke has not been done a thousand times before.  The heroes are a local cop and his cute actress girlfriend, who begin wandering around the set and writing down lists of names of the crew who have a connection to the high school. This plays like rejected scenes from "Harriet the Spy," as they happen on a conversation, whip out a notebook, and nod and write. In the end, they do not even solve the murders, the killer is revealed a la "Scooby-Doo."  Other familiar faces here are Vince Edwards, who proves he will appear in anything for a paycheck, and Maureen McCormick, TV's Marcia Brady, who has an odd role as an oversexed police woman. Clooney does disappear early, but the look on his face tells you he has to do this silliness to fill a resume.  The film makers constantly try to trick the viewer with "are you watching the film or the real thing?" scenes that get old after a while. The ending is insipid, makes no sense, and the sequel everyone promises then never was made.  "Return to Horror High" should be held after class and put into detention. Skip it.

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Return to Horror High( 1987)

School spirit has never been this dead.

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A review by Wuchak

Written by Wuchak on Thu Apr 09 2020

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