Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Perry Caravello

   Self / Stone Fury

2. 

   Don Barris

   Self / Big Lou

3. 

   Tony Barbieri

   Mole / Brock / John Quincy Adams

4. 

   Bobcat Goldthwait

   The Director

5. 

   Dane Cook

   Roman Polanski

6. 

   Jimmy Kimmel

   Self

7. 

   Adam Carolla

   Self

8. 

   William Perry

   Self

9. 

   Carson Daly

   Self

10. 

    Lisa Arch

    Susan B. Anthony / Jiggly Wrigley

11. 

    Toby Huss

    Ansel Adams

12. 

    Bob Legionaire

    Charlton Heston

13. 

    Geoff Pierson

    The President of Show Business

14. 

    Laura Silverman

    Frances Farmer

15. 

    Tom Stern

    Yurgi

16. 

    Toshi Toda

    Hiroshima Nagaskai

17. 

    Tom Kenny

    Santiago

18. 

    Charlie Adams

    Usher

19. 

    Kitana Baker

    Svetlana

20. 

    Tammy Faye Bakker

    Self

21. 

    Johann Benét

    Self

22. 

    Veena Bidasha

    Clerk's Daughter #2

23. 

    Neena Bidasha

    Clerk's Daughter #1

24. 

    Scott Hartman

    Bartolomeo Vanzetti

25. 

    Tom Hughes

    Personal Assistant

26. 

    Sal Iacono

    Sol Steinbergowitz-Greenbaum

27. 

    Subash Kundanmal

    Convenience Store Clerk

28. 

    Tawanna Browne

    Actress 1

29. 

    Julia Lea Wolov

    Actress 2

30. 

    Dana Goodman

    Actress 3

31. 

    Eric Marseglia

    Burt Ward

32. 

    Peewee Piemonte

    Henchman 2

33. 

    James Price

    Perty's Stunt Double

34. 

    Jill Sundeen

    Nadia

35. 

    Wayne Wilderson

    Nicola Sacco

36. 

    Vini Kanal

    Clerk's Wife

37. 

    Roger Rose

    Reporter

38. 

    Paul Motley

    Ernie Banks

39. 

    Colin Quinn

    Self

40. 

    Dave Sheridan