Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Bodhi Elfman

   Eddy Pinie / Clown Zippy

2. 

   Rebecca Forsythe

   Helga Svenson

3. 

   Angeline-Rose Troy

   Inga Svenson / Mom

4. 

   Steve Agee

   Jumbo / Lenny

5. 

   French Stewart

   Professor von Scheisenberg

6. 

   Nic Novicki

   Fritz

7. 

   George Wendt

   Father Mahoney

8. 

   Malcolm Foster Smith

   Lt. Johnson

9. 

   Martin Klebba

   Clown Captain

10. 

    Verne Troyer

    Emperor Beezel-Chug

11. 

    Anastasia Elfman

    Cindy / Young Mom / Nun / Burlesque Dancer

12. 

    Richard Elfman

    Clown Bippy

13. 

    Marco Antonio Parra

    Ramon (as Marco Parra)

14. 

    Erwin Stone

    Bones

15. 

    Andre Ing

    Mr. Chen

16. 

    Will Gardner

    Alien Officer / Alien Cadet

17. 

    Victor Chi

    Mr. Zheng

18. 

    Richard Wagner

    Men in Black Agent

19. 

    J. Marvin Campbell

    Men in Black Agent

20. 

    Marcos Mateo Ochoa

    Desi, Rupert

21. 

    Gilli Messer

    Coroner Fennigan

22. 

    James Balsamo

    Ping pong enthusiast

23. 

    René Mena

    Doper

24. 

    Fnu Aruna

    News reporter / rapper

25. 

    Danny Belrose

    Doper #2

26. 

    Lisa Bertoldo

    Willa the Waiter

27. 

    Jahel Corban Caldera

    Alien Mozz / Clown Corby / News presenter

28. 

    Marissa Caprielian

    Mindy

29. 

    Cassandra Angelique Casini

    Mrs. Angelo

30. 

    Raul Colon

    Biker Clown

31. 

    Sergio Enrique

    Bartender

32. 

    Tamara Goodwin

    American Newscaster

33. 

    Lenny Hernandez

    Alien Captain Zozz

34. 

    Sean Keller

    Officer Keller

35. 

    Robbyn Leigh

    Burlesque Dancer (as Audrey Deluxe)

36. 

    Jesse Merlin

    Russian Newscaster

37. 

    Sebastian Muñoz

    Alien Og / Clown Moonie (as Sebastian Munoz)

38. 

    Zoe Saltz

    Emily

39. 

    Graham Skipper

    Officer Skipper

40. 

    Susan Slome

    Mrs. Schwartz

41. 

    Justin Humphreys

    Yokel (uncredited)