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The Machine( 2023)

TV-MAComedyActionCrime
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To be a hero, it takes a lot of gut.

Overview

Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

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      Bert Kreischer

      Bert Kreischer

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      Mark Hamill

      Albert Kreischer

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      Jimmy Tatro

      Bert Kreischer (young)

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      Stephanie Kurtzuba

      LeeAnn

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      Nikola Đuričko

      Igor

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      Iva Babić

      Idina

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      Martyn Ford

      Sponge

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      Robert Maaser

      Alexei

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      Jess Gabor

      Sasha

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      Rita Bernard-Shaw

      Ashley

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      Oleg Taktarov

      Train Igor

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      Amelie Child-Villiers

      Tatiana

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      Aleksandar Srećković 'Kubura'

      Fedor

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      Jovan Savić

      Irina's Father

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      Marko Nedeljković

      Young Igor

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      Set Sjöstrand

      Vanya

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      Mercedes De La Cruz

      Teacher

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      Vladimir Gvojić

      Train Banditti

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      Aleksandar Dragutinovic

      Train Banditti

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      Đorđe Simić

      Big John

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      Brian Caspe

      Therapist

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      Ivana Antonijevic

      Dog Owner

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      Miodrag Dragičević

      DJ

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      Milena Predić

      Igor's Wife

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      Andrija Nikčević

      Scared Young Man

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      Tea Wagner

      Madison

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      Dobrila Stojnić

      Old Lady Villager

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    Review 2Discussion

    A review by CinemaSerf

    5
    Written by CinemaSerf on Thu Jun 01 2023
    Nope, this just wasn't for me. We start off watching a pretty unfunny stand up routine from "Bert" (Bert Kreischer) that pretty quickly has an old Russian gent shooting at his telly! So far, I'm in accord with him. Turns out, though, that he's not just annoyed at the act, but that 20-odd years ago this comic robbed him on a train of a family artefact. Bent on retrieving this, he despatches daughter "Irina" (Iva Babic) to track him down and either reclaim his property or bring him to Russia for an unique sort of revenge. Meantime, "Bert" is going through the usual family crises, that have his th...

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    Facts

    Status

    Released

    Original Language

    English

    Budget

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    Revenue

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    Keywords

    • one man army
    • nickname