Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Ben Stiller

   Alex Rose

2. 

   Drew Barrymore

   Nancy Kendricks

3. 

   Eileen Essell

   Mrs. Connelly

4. 

   Harvey Fierstein

   Kenneth

5. 

   Justin Theroux

   Coop

6. 

   James Remar

   Chick

7. 

   Robert Wisdom

   Officer Dan

8. 

   Swoosie Kurtz

   Jean

9. 

   Wallace Shawn

   Herman

10. 

    Maya Rudolph

    Tara

11. 

    Amber Valletta

    Celine

12. 

    Cheryl Bartel

    Ginger

13. 

    Tim Maculan

    Terrence

14. 

    Jackie Sandler

    Bartender

15. 

    Evgeniy Lazarev

    Mr. Dzerzhinsky

16. 

    Kumar Pallana

    Indian Restaurant Owner

17. 

    Philip Perlman

    Phil

18. 

    Gary Riotto

    Drug Dealer

19. 

    Michelle Krusiec

    Dr. Kang

20. 

    Margie Loomis

    Old Biddy

21. 

    Linda Porter

    Old Biddy

22. 

    Edward Edwards

    Antique Dealer

23. 

    Louis Giambalvo

    Pharmacist

24. 

    Tracey Walter

    Pharmacy Customer

25. 

    John Hamburg

    Mr. Friedman

26. 

    Christina Kirk

    Mrs. Friedman

27. 

    Jenette Goldstein

    Moderator

28. 

    Leyna Nguyen

    Newscaster

29. 

    Chuma Gault

    Mailroom Guy

30. 

    Jim Castillo

    Weatherman

31. 

    Michael Fahn

    Sneezer on Train

32. 

    Roberta R. Deen

    Caterer

33. 

    Christopher Doyle

    Tavern Bartender

34. 

    Christine La Fontaine

    Don Piper Fan

35. 

    Joey Banks

    Police Officer

36. 

    Geraldine Hughes

    Receptionist

37. 

    Picasso

    Little Dick

38. 

    Guiles

    Little Dick

39. 

    Bugsy

    Little Dick

40. 

    Maestro

    Little Dick

41. 

    Will Blomquist

    College Student on Subway (uncredited)

42. 

    Danny DeVito

    Narrator (voice) (uncredited)

43. 

    Azizah Rowen

    Barista (uncredited)

44. 

    Larry Vigus

    Man on Street (uncredited)