Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Luke Wilson

   Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers / "Not Sure"

2. 

   Maya Rudolph

   Rita

3. 

   Dax Shepard

   Frito Pendejo

4. 

   Terry Crews

   President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

5. 

   Anthony 'Citric' Campos

   Secretary of Defense

6. 

   David Herman

   Secretary of State

7. 

   Sonny Castillo

   Prosecutor

8. 

   Kevin McAfee

   Bailiff

9. 

   Robert Musgrave

   Sgt. Keller

10. 

    Michael McCafferty

    Officer Collins

11. 

    Christopher Ryan

    Hospital Technician

12. 

    Justin Long

    Dr. Lexus

13. 

    Heath Jones

    Cop #1

14. 

    Eli Muñoz

    Horny Guy

15. 

    Patrick Fischler

    Yuppie Husband

16. 

    Darlene Hunt

    Yuppie Wife

17. 

    Ryan Ransdell

    Trashy Guy

18. 

    Melissa Sweet

    Slutty Girl

19. 

    Valerie Posas

    New Slutty Girl

20. 

    Wes Davis

    Trashy Teen Jock

21. 

    Andrew Wilson

    Beef Supreme

22. 

    Mark Tuner

    Officer

23. 

    Kevin Klee

    Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)

24. 

    John Dodson

    Additional Officer

25. 

    Melissa Espinales

    Counter Woman

26. 

    Joseph Cheatham

    Doctor in Waiting Room

27. 

    Jason Schaefer

    Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter

28. 

    Richard Reeder

    Prison Guard #2

29. 

    Lawrence Castillo

    Prison Guard #3

30. 

    Turk Pipkin

    Guy at Costco

31. 

    Heather Kafka

    Woman at Carl's Jr.

32. 

    Christopher M. Campos

    Congressman #1

33. 

    Roman Ramos

    Congressman #2

34. 

    Randal Reeder

    Secret Service Thug

35. 

    Scarface

    Upgrayedd

36. 

    Brendan Hill

    Secretary of Energy

37. 

    Thomas Haden Church

    Brawndo CEO

38. 

    Melissa Dawn

    Female Newscaster

39. 

    Derek Southers

    Male Newscaster

40. 

    Lidia Porto

    Female Reporter

41. 

    Gregory Kelly

    Stadium Guard

42. 

    Greg Pitts

    Cameraman

43. 

    Jason Konopisos-Alvarez

    Cop at Government Center

44. 

    Mitch Baker

    Doctor

45. 

    Daniel Smith

    Control Room Director

46. 

    Chris Warner

    Cop at Costco

47. 

    Lonnie Nelson

    Trapped Man

48. 

    Danny Cochran

    Secretary of Education

49. 

    Marcos Martinez Rios

    Secret Service Thug #2

50. 

    Earl Mann

    Narrator (voice)

51. 

    Sara Rue

    Attorney General (uncredited)

52. 

    Evan Miller

    Charles Chaplin (uncredited)

53. 

    Heath Allyn

    Prisoner (uncredited)

54. 

    Erik Anderson

    Angry Court Member (uncredited)

55. 

    Jason Bohn

    Hospital Patient (uncredited)

56. 

    Glori Renee Euwer

    Museum Visitor (uncredited)

57. 

    Evelyn Hurley

    One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)

58. 

    Tom Kenny

    Computer Voice (uncredited)

59. 

    Max Kruemcke

    Townsperson (uncredited)

60. 

    T.J. McFarland

    Old Man (uncredited)

61. 

    Jesse Medeles

    Peterson (uncredited)

62. 

    James Moreno

    Front Row Juror (uncredited)

63. 

    Dan Murphy

    Congressman (uncredited)

64. 

    Steve Powers

    Townsperson (uncredited)

65. 

    Stephen Root

    Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)

66. 

    Lainie Safady

    President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

67. 

    Ava Knighten Santana

    President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

68. 

    Kati Sharp

    Townsperson (uncredited)

69. 

    Michael Sorrells

    Party Guest (uncredited)

70. 

    Gary Teague

    Townsperson (uncredited)

71. 

    Curtis Wayne

    Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)

72. 

    Caitlin Wehrle

    President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

73. 

    Heath Young

    Townsperson (uncredited)

74. 

    Spencer Kayden

    Miss Claypool (uncredited)

75. 

    Samantha Inoue Harte

    Juror (uncredited)