Top Secret! poster

Top Secret!( 1984)

TV-MAComedy
71%
User
Score

Don't tell anyone.

Overview

Popular and dashing American singer Nick Rivers travels to East Germany to perform in a music festival. When he loses his heart to the gorgeous Hillary Flammond, he finds himself caught up in an underground resistance movement. Rivers joins forces with Agent Cedric and Flammond to attempt the rescue of her father, Dr. Paul, from the Germans, who have captured the scientist in hopes of coercing him into building a new naval mine.

    Top Billed Cast

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      Val Kilmer

      Nick Rivers

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      Lucy Gutteridge

      Hillary Flammond

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      Peter Cushing

      Bookstore Proprietor

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      Jeremy Kemp

      General Streck

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      Christopher Villiers

      Nigel

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      Warren Clarke

      Colonel von Horst

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      Harry Ditson

      Du Quois

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      Jim Carter

      Déjà Vu

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      Eddie Tagoe

      Chocolate Mousse

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      Omar Sharif

      Agent Cedric

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      Tristram Jellinek

      Major Crumpler

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      Billy J. Mitchell

      Martin, Nick's Manager

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      Ian McNeice

      Blind Souvenir Vendor

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      Michael Gough

      Dr. Paul Flammond

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      Gertan Klauber

      East German Mayor

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      John Sharp

      Maitre D'

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      Dimitri Andreas

      Latrine

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      John J. Carney

      Klaus

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      Marcus Powell

      Little German

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      Nancy Abrahams

      Pregnant Woman

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      Major Wiley

      Porter

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      Gertan Klauber

      Mayor

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      Richard Mayes

      Biletnikov

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      Vyvyan Lorrayne

      Madam Bergerone

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      Louise Yaffe

      Cafe Diner

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      Charlotte Zucker

      Cafe Diner

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      Susan Breslau

      Cafe Diner

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      Helen Kahan

      Cafe Diner

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      Michael Burlington

      Waiter

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      Burton Zucker

      Chef

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      Richard Pescud

      Priest

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      Orla Pederson

      Bruno

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      Russell Sommers

      Student

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      Sara Montague

      Crying Girl

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      Gerry Paris

      Back-up Singer

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      David Adams

      Back-up Singer

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      Geoff Wayne

      Back-up Singer

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      Steve Ubels

      German Soldier

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      Chas Bryer

      German Soldier

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      Mac McDonald

      German Soldier

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      Mandy Nunn

      Young Hilary

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      Lee Sheward

      Young Nigel

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      Janos Kurucz

      Wagon Driver

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      Sydney Arnold

      Albert Potato

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      Michelle Martin

      Der Pizzahaus Girl

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      Nicola Wright

      Der Pizzahaus Girl

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      Lisa Gruenberg

      Der Pizzahaus Girl

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      Daisy

      Cow

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      Andrew Hawkins

      Pilot

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      Richard Bonehill

      Scarecrow

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      Jim Abrahams

      German Soldier in Prop Room (uncredited)

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      Leslie Adams

      East German Dignitary (uncredited)

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      Richard Atherton

      East German Official (uncredited)

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      Dickey Beer

      Détente (uncredited)

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      Willy Bowman

      East German Dignitary (uncredited)

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      Marc Boyle

      Chevalier (uncredited)

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      Russell Brook

      Kissing Couple on Bench (uncredited)

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      Carol Connors

      Woman in Crowd Singing Anthem (uncredited)

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      Kenneth Coombs

      Man in Crowd (uncredited)

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      Jack Cooper

      Sergeant Kruger (uncredited)

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      Maxwell Craig

      Guard Operating Electric Chair (uncredited)

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      Donna Derby

      Dancer (uncredited)

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      Jim Dowdall

      Resistance Member (uncredited)

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      Stuart Fell

      Avant-garde (uncredited)

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      Harry Fielder

      German Guard (uncredited)

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      Martin Grace

      Montage (uncredited)

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      Charlie Gray

      Restaurant Patron/Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)

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      Ron Gregory

      Restaurant Patron/Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)

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      Virginia Guy

      Dancer (uncredited)

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      Alan Harris

      Streck's Aide (uncredited)

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      Tina Hart

      Woman in Crowd Singing Anthem (uncredited)

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      Walter Henry

      East German Officer (uncredited)

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      Frank Henson

      Resistance Member (uncredited)

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      Frank Jakeman

      German Soldier (uncredited)

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      Gerry Judge

      Man in Crowd Singing Anthem (uncredited)

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      Eric Kent

      Man in Crowd Singing Anthem (uncredited)

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      Roy Lansford

      Extra (uncredited)

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      Aileen Lewis

      Ballet Audience (uncredited)

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      Derek Lyons

      German Soldier (uncredited)

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      Mark McBride

      Escargot (uncredited)

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      James Muir

      Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

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      Kathryn Mullen

      Spanish Woman on Train (uncredited)

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      Mike Mungarvan

      Man in Crowd Singing Anthem (uncredited)

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      Eddie Powell

      Underwater Barkeeper (uncredited)

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      Joe Powell

      Underwater Cowboy (uncredited)

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      Mike Reynell

      East German Officer (uncredited)

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      Henry Roberts

      Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

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      Bess Rogers

      Ballet Audience (uncredited)

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      Peter Ross-Murray

      German Firing Squad (uncredited)

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      Pat Ryan

      Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

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      Tina Simmons

      East German Agent (uncredited)

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      Colin Skeaping

      Soufflé (uncredited)

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      Guy Standeven

      Man Singing National Anthem (uncredited)

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      Reg Thomason

      Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

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      Cy Town

      Man in Crowd Singing Anthem (uncredited)

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      John Triplett

      Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

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      Reg Turner

      Jurgen (uncredited)

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      Paul Weston

      Croissant (uncredited)

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      David Zucker

      German Soldier in Prop Room (uncredited)

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      Jerry Zucker

      German Soldier in Prop Room (uncredited)

    Social

    Review 1Discussion

    A review by CinemaSerf

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    Written by CinemaSerf on Sun May 21 2023
    As spoofs go, this is an adequate vehicle for the handsome and charismatic Val Kilmer to squeeze into his 501s and take on the mantle of American rock star "Nick Rivers". He is invited to take part in a cultural exchange concert in the still militaristic East Germany and so, under the watchful eye of "Gen. Streck" (a super-hammy Jeremy Kemp) he has to stay out of trouble until his gig. Easier said than done though when he meets and falls for the feisty "Hillary" (Lucy Gutteridge) and is soon embroiled is a plot to rescue her scientist father (Michael Gough) from the scheming communists before h...

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    Facts

    Status

    Released

    Original Language

    English

    Budget

    9000000.00

    Revenue

    20500000.00

    Keywords

    • surfing
    • rock 'n' roll
    • beach
    • airplane
    • prisoner
    • bookshop
    • liberation of prisoners
    • spy
    • parachute
    • autoradio
    • ballet
    • spoof
    • anarchic comedy