The Longest Yard poster

The Longest Yard( 2005)

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If you can't get out, get even.

Overview

Disgraced pro football quarterback Paul Crewe lands in a Texas federal penitentiary, where manipulative Warden Hazen recruits him to advise the institution's football team of prison guards. Crewe suggests a tune-up game which lands him quarterbacking a crew of inmates in a game against the guards. Aided by incarcerated ex-NFL coach and player Nate Scarborough, Crewe and his team must overcome not only the bloodthirstiness of the opposition, but also the corrupt warden trying to fix the game against them.

    Top Billed Cast

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      Adam Sandler

      Paul Crewe

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      Chris Rock

      Caretaker

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      James Cromwell

      Warden Hazen

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      Burt Reynolds

      Coach Nate Scarborough

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      Nelly

      Megget

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      William Fichtner

      Captain Knauer

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      David Patrick Kelly

      Unger

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      Tracy Morgan

      Ms. Tucker

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      Cloris Leachman

      Lynette

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      Michael Irvin

      Deacon Moss

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      Bill Romanowski

      Guard Lambert

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      Brian Bosworth

      Guard Garner

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      Terry Crews

      Cheeseburger Eddy

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      Nicholas Turturro

      Brucie

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      Bill Goldberg

      Battle

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      Kevin Nash

      Guard Engleheart

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      Steve Austin

      Guard Dunham

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      Bob Sapp

      Switowski

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      Steve Reevis

      Baby Face Bob

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      Lobo Sebastian

      Torres

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      Dalip Singh

      Turley

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      Joey Diaz

      Big Tony

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      Edward Bunker

      Skitchy Rivers

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      Michael Papajohn

      Guard Papajohn

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      Conrad Goode

      Guard Webster

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      Brandon Molale

      Guard Malloy

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      Todd Holland

      Guard Holland

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      Walter Williamson

      Errol Dandridge

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      Allen Covert

      Referee

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      Rob Schneider

      Punky

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      Chris Berman

      Self

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      Jim Rome

      Self

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      Patrick Bristow

      Walt

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      Lauren Sánchez

      Self

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      Dan Patrick

      Officer Jack Pugh

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      Christopher Neiman

      Big Ear Cop

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      Ed Lauter

      Duane

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      Sean Salisbury

      Vic

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      Rob "Revolution" Moore

      Gavin

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      Big Boy

      Jesse

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      Michael H. Goodwyn

      Con Transvestite

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      Ray Stoney

      Con Transvestite

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      Michael Silas

      Con Transvestite

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      Andre Fuentes

      Con Transvestite

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      Lonnie Henderson

      Con Transvestite

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      Asiel Hardison

      Con Transvestite

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      Colin Kim

      Con Transvestite

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      Mark Robert Ellis

      Stretcher Guy

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      Timothy F. Crowley

      Umpire

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      Mr. Porter

      Basketball Convict

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      Bizarre

      Basketball Convict

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      Proof

      Basketball Convict

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      Kuniva

      Basketball Convict

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      Bryan Burwell

      Sportswriter

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      Sam Farmer

      Sportswriter

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      Jay Glazer

      Sportswriter

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      Peter King

      Sportswriter

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      John McClain

      Sportswriter

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      Adam Schefter

      Sportswriter

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      Larry Weisman

      Sportswriter

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      Marc S. Ganis

      Lorenzo

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      Shane Ralston

      Bradlee

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      Jenae Altschwager

      Party Guest

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      Candace Juleff

      Party Guest

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      Bryan Ross

      Party Guest

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      Ricardo J. King

      Press Box Technician

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      Stink Fisher

      Cafeteria Prisoner

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      Jasper Pendergrass

      Cafeteria Prisoner

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      Sean McNamara

      Cafeteria Prisoner

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      Robert Harvey

      Cafeteria Guard

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      Eric Chmielecki

      Guard Sniper

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      Denise Marie Jerome

      Guard Cheerleader

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      Jaayda McClanahan

      Guard Cheerleader

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      Tara Wilson

      Guard Cheerleader

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      Rachel Saydak

      Guard Cheerleader

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      Cara-Lee Knodel

      Guard Cheerleader

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      Nora Hassan

      Guard Cheerleader

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      John Hockridge

      Guard Hock

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      Courteney Cox

      Lena (uncredited)

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      Jason Williams

      Texas State Policeman (uncredited)

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      Steven Alford

      K-9 Officer Beller (uncredited)

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      Kyle S. Brown

      Football Fanatic (uncredited)

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      Swifty McVay

      Basketball Convict (as Swift)

    Social

    Review 1Discussion

    A review by John Chard

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    Written by John Chard on Mon Jun 27 2016
    You're as maniacal as a box of kittens. A remake of Robert Aldrich's 1974 film The Mean Machine, which starred Burt Reynolds, this version sees Peter Segal direct and Adam Sandler headlining. Also starring are Chris Rock, Burt Reynolds, James Cromwell and William Fitchner. One time gridiron superstar Paul Crewe, now disgraced, gets himself sent to a prison run by a gridiron fanatical warden. Coerced into being part of a match between the guards and the cons, Crewe has his work cut out to make a team out of misfits, runts and near idiots! Adam Sandler has always proved divisive, and thi...

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    Facts

    Status

    Released

    Original Language

    English

    Budget

    82000000.00

    Revenue

    190300000.00

    Keywords

    • prison
    • corruption
    • prisoner
    • smuggling (contraband)
    • sports
    • american football
    • blackmail
    • american football coach
    • texas
    • san diego, california
    • prison warden
    • prison guard
    • remake
    • inmate
    • based on movie
    • quarterback
    • prisoner abuse
    • political aspiration
    • public disgrace
    • american football player
    • probation violation
    • federal penitentiary
    • shaving points
    • hotbox
    • football game