Top Billed Cast

1. 

   Mel Smith

   Rocco Melonchek

2. 

   Bob Nelson

   Jacques

3. 

   John Turturro

   Roland T. Flakfizer

4. 

   Teri Copley

   Tina

5. 

   George De La Pena

   Roberto Volare

6. 

   John Savident

   Edmund Lazlo

7. 

   Spike Alexander

   Alan Grant

8. 

   Juliana Donald

   Lisa Le Baron (as Juli Donald)

9. 

   Nancy Marchand

   Lillian Oglethorpe

10. 

    Eddie Griffin

    Messenger

11. 

    Katherine LaNasa

    Dancer #1

12. 

    Franklin Cover

    Doctor

13. 

    Thomas Mikal Ford

    Cop

14. 

    Matthew Sussman

    Cop

15. 

    Billy Beck

    Janitor

16. 

    Sam Krachmalnick

    Conductor

17. 

    Max Alexander

    Stage Manager

18. 

    Irene Olga López

    Pedestrian

19. 

    Warren Thomas

    Paramedic

20. 

    Dick Monday

    Rob

21. 

    Katherine Heard

    Laura

22. 

    Michael Ciotti

    Kid

23. 

    Gary Grossman

    Father

24. 

    Anita Dangler

    Usherette

25. 

    Charlotte Zucker

    Woman with Program

26. 

    John C. Anders

    Security Guard Amundson

27. 

    Dick Corman

    Theatre Janitor

28. 

    Marion Dugan

    Good Morning Usher

29. 

    Jim Smith

    Stage Hand

30. 

    Ricky Lee La Pietre

    Stage Hand

31. 

    Louisa Abernathy

    Nurse

32. 

    Corki Grazer

    Nurse

33. 

    Kathleen Doyle

    Nurse

34. 

    Richardson Morse

    Jailor

35. 

    Jason Ross-Azikiwe

    Precinct Cop

36. 

    Charles Dugan

    N.Y. Stage Manager

37. 

    Mark Pitta

    Singing Lobster Gram

38. 

    Barbara Schillaci

    Stuffy Patron

39. 

    Michael Dansicker

    N.Y. Conductor

40. 

    Eric Poppick

    Chauffeur

41. 

    Jessica Biscardi

    Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

42. 

    Jim Rhine

    Movie Patron (uncredited)